Home built on love and profanity
Corks are for quitters
I'm silently creating a spreadsheet for that
A house is not a home without a few paw prints
This is the mondayest monday that ever mondayed
I don't know I just work here
Chill the fuck out
A wise woman once said fuck this shit and she lived happily ever after
May your coffee kick in before reality
Life is too short to just have one dog
I either drink coffee or say bad words just kidding.I do both